twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

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snow-angel-castiel:

aangnog:

probend:

PE is 5% exorcise and 95% embarrassment 

what kind of gym class do you have that exorcises their kids

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ganjfl:

this fucking vietnamese resturaunt has been calling me a bitch nigga for like way too long.

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sloth-grunge:

uryoungandfree:

sloth-grunge:

do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby

HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK I SAID THIS TODAY AND MY FRIENDS THOUGHT I WAS BEING DISGUSTING AND THEY TOLD ME PLEASE DONT TRY AND FIND OUT BUT OMG SOMEONE IS JUST AS CRAZY AS ME

hey

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timecannotberewritten:

dovahqueene:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying

at least you don’t bleed them out every month

you make a compelling argument

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isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

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tastefullyoffensive:

So close.

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