i met a girl with 12 nipples
do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby
HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK I SAID THIS TODAY AND MY FRIENDS THOUGHT I WAS BEING DISGUSTING AND THEY TOLD ME PLEASE DONT TRY AND FIND OUT BUT OMG SOMEONE IS JUST AS CRAZY AS ME
I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.